주사위는 없다… 자동차 테스터는 분리를 위해 부착물을 피해야 한다

Cosmetic add-ons give a car a personal touch that road testers are denied

Do people still put eyelashes on their cars? It’s been a while since I’ve been in the accessories aisle to check.
The latest thing seems to be those cat stickers put in rear windows that make the rear wiper look like a little tail (what a shame that the artist formerly known as the Ora Funky Cat doesn’t have a rear wiper).
I saw a Volkswagen T4 Transporter van the other day, the back of which looked like a mobile anthology of every bumper sticker yet made. You could barely see that it was a Transporter underneath them all.
“But this,” thought I, as I made my way down the A34 the other day, “is the stick-on car mod to rule them all”. There it was: a 10-year-old black Seat Ibiza estate and otherwise entirely unremarkable – except that it had devil’s horns. Not those little chrome ones that sometimes get stuck around makers’ badges, with the little forked tail underneath (cringe).
No, actual ‘life-size’ plastic o